The German Quiz
(from the best-selling book,
How to be German
You are at my house and very durstig. I place a glass of liquid in front of you. You observe it closely and notice it does not appear to be fizzing. What do you do?
Why would a liquid need to fizz?
Say "I'm sorry but my Schorle appears to be kaputt."
Drink it, but make a mental note to de-friend me.
Short-circuit like a robot that's been asked the question "what is love?"
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How to be German / Wie man Deutscher wird
by Adam Fletcher and Beck Verlang